“Fifty Shades of Rey” profiles approximately fifty men a woman might meet in the dating pool, especially if she is using online dating sites. The men in this fictional collection are realistic. I poke fun at a few of the characters and shed light into the lives of a few who operate from a place of great fear and disharmony. For many characters, I have great compassion. For others, I only hope women can avoid them in the dating world. The men in this collection are classified according to their wealth, starting with a couple of millionaires and ending with eight men in poverty. “Fifty Shades of Rey” looks at modern dating through a comic lens at times, while also pointing out the serious, complexities of modern relationships.